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(SeriousEats)
December 9, 2009
Work Place Love Affairs Never Remain A Secret Very Long . . . . .
Now Teachers are Having Sex With Each Other Instead of Students
"Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught “undressed” in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.
Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said."
(Uncoached)
"Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught “undressed” in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.
Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said."
(Uncoached)
I Think I Might Just Have A Problem . . . . .
I Think I Actually Like Attractive Passed Out Girls…Is that Wrong?
"You know the whole age old moral question that goes something like “Would you bang (so and so hot actress) if she were dead for only like 5 minutes and the body was still warm?” Obviously if your answer was “yes” then you’re a complete psycho with many problems. However, despite everyone’s answer of “no” you know some people really ponder it.
Why do I bring this up? Because every guy out there has had this thought when seeing a passed out girl. The good news is that she isn’t dead, but don’t tell me when you see a hot chick lying on the ground that you’re not thinking of the things you might do to her in closed doors.
Oh by the way fellas, please don’t go out and rape chicks after reading this. Thanks."
(Uncoached)
"You know the whole age old moral question that goes something like “Would you bang (so and so hot actress) if she were dead for only like 5 minutes and the body was still warm?” Obviously if your answer was “yes” then you’re a complete psycho with many problems. However, despite everyone’s answer of “no” you know some people really ponder it.
Why do I bring this up? Because every guy out there has had this thought when seeing a passed out girl. The good news is that she isn’t dead, but don’t tell me when you see a hot chick lying on the ground that you’re not thinking of the things you might do to her in closed doors.
Oh by the way fellas, please don’t go out and rape chicks after reading this. Thanks."
(Uncoached)
Someone Hopefully Learned Their Lesson . . . . .
Never Cry at a Whorehouse -- What I Learned the Hard Way
"In retrospect, I shouldn't have cried at the brothel. It unnerved the hookers.
See, for the record, I preemptively broke up with her. She walked out, and I decided to drink. Hauled ass to the local old-man bar, and that's where I met Frankie. I made the mistake of laughing at some joke he made. This pleased the toxic heap, and he bought me a shot.
Two shots later, I've told him my whole sob story. He starts giving me absolutely insane advice. "Broads can't hurt you because they don't exist" and "Fight dragons with fire." I have no idea what anything he ever said meant.
At one point, he had his arm around me and whispered that I should give it time. What I needed, according to Frankie, was to live a little, and "clean out my pipes."
(Asylum)
"In retrospect, I shouldn't have cried at the brothel. It unnerved the hookers.
See, for the record, I preemptively broke up with her. She walked out, and I decided to drink. Hauled ass to the local old-man bar, and that's where I met Frankie. I made the mistake of laughing at some joke he made. This pleased the toxic heap, and he bought me a shot.
Two shots later, I've told him my whole sob story. He starts giving me absolutely insane advice. "Broads can't hurt you because they don't exist" and "Fight dragons with fire." I have no idea what anything he ever said meant.
At one point, he had his arm around me and whispered that I should give it time. What I needed, according to Frankie, was to live a little, and "clean out my pipes."
(Asylum)
I Think It's A Better Way Than Bribery . . . . .
NCAA Investigation: Tennessee Using Poon To Attract Football Recruits?
"The NCAA can’t come up with a Division I (yeah, sue us) football playoff system but they can go after the University of Tennessee football program for using poon as a weapon in the War On Five-Star Recruits.
According to the New York Times, NCAA investigators are investigating the use of “hostesses” in the recruitment of football players.
Let us put this into Busted Coverage reader speak: UT ‘hires’ insanely hot pooners to be the personal assistants to high school football players who want to know where the nearest strip club is. Allegedly."
(BustedCoverage)
"The NCAA can’t come up with a Division I (yeah, sue us) football playoff system but they can go after the University of Tennessee football program for using poon as a weapon in the War On Five-Star Recruits.
According to the New York Times, NCAA investigators are investigating the use of “hostesses” in the recruitment of football players.
Let us put this into Busted Coverage reader speak: UT ‘hires’ insanely hot pooners to be the personal assistants to high school football players who want to know where the nearest strip club is. Allegedly."
(BustedCoverage)
Today's Gentleman's Chivalry Lesson - Stripper Etiquette . . . . .
How to Pick Up a Stripper in 10 Steps (According to a Stripper)
1. A stripper's favorite color is green
That's right, boys. If you want to get with a stripper, use the other bulge in your pants. And like a stripper friend of mine used to say, a dollar means as much to her as it means to you. Tip her a twenty or buy a dance from her every time there's a lag in the conversation. Before you run out of cash, go home. Remember that your girl makes as much as you do so you better be prepared to show her you got game.
2. Put yourself in her fuck-me pumps
I've never met a stripper who isn't a savvy girl looking for a better life. She's not a bimbo. She isn't there because she's horny. (That's why you're there.) So don't ask her if she wants to suck your dick. No, she doesn't. Set yourself apart from the other guys and find out why she's stripping for tipping.
3. Wet her
Don't ever make a girl ask. Call the cocktail waitress over and get her a drink.
4. Give good oral
Have a hobby or an art or something to talk about besides sex and sports. (This is actually a good idea if you want to pick up ANY girl.)
5. Throbbing muscle
If you have one, your girl has a hundred. Humping a pole all night is hard work! So if you got the juice, take your girl to the Champagne Room and give her a well-deserved rest. Yeah buddy, a rest. Once you've gotten her into seclusion, don't just sink into that vinyl couch and expect her to do all the work. See step 6.
6. Don't hump her, thump her
There isn't one stripper who wouldn't LOVE a massage. Do some homework. Get yourself a book and find out where her pressure points are or go get a professional massage yourself and take notes on what feels good to you.
7. Work the girls
If other strippers dance in front of you, make sure you tip well. But if they want to dance for you or if they sit next to you, politely tell them that you're waiting for your special girl. Strippers gossip in the dressing room and pretty soon, they will all be telling your girl how lucky she is to have snared a big spender like you.
8. Come three or four times
To the strip club, I mean. Decorate her g-string each time and get to know her. Repeat steps 1-7 each time.
9. Pop it
By now your girl looks forward to your visits. She ditches whomever she's with and makes a beeline every time you come. She's ready for you to ask her out. Dinner at a fancy restaurant is a safe bet. Or an activity related to your fascinating hobby/art. She might say no at first. Reassure her that you just want her company. After another drink or another amazing massage, she'll relent.
10. Put it in
Ask her for her number so you can confirm. Realize she has to guard her personal information since a hundred horny guys want her number. Put her in your phone but do it discreetly. The rest is up to you.
(BroBible)
1. A stripper's favorite color is green
That's right, boys. If you want to get with a stripper, use the other bulge in your pants. And like a stripper friend of mine used to say, a dollar means as much to her as it means to you. Tip her a twenty or buy a dance from her every time there's a lag in the conversation. Before you run out of cash, go home. Remember that your girl makes as much as you do so you better be prepared to show her you got game.
2. Put yourself in her fuck-me pumps
I've never met a stripper who isn't a savvy girl looking for a better life. She's not a bimbo. She isn't there because she's horny. (That's why you're there.) So don't ask her if she wants to suck your dick. No, she doesn't. Set yourself apart from the other guys and find out why she's stripping for tipping.
3. Wet her
Don't ever make a girl ask. Call the cocktail waitress over and get her a drink.
4. Give good oral
Have a hobby or an art or something to talk about besides sex and sports. (This is actually a good idea if you want to pick up ANY girl.)
5. Throbbing muscle
If you have one, your girl has a hundred. Humping a pole all night is hard work! So if you got the juice, take your girl to the Champagne Room and give her a well-deserved rest. Yeah buddy, a rest. Once you've gotten her into seclusion, don't just sink into that vinyl couch and expect her to do all the work. See step 6.
6. Don't hump her, thump her
There isn't one stripper who wouldn't LOVE a massage. Do some homework. Get yourself a book and find out where her pressure points are or go get a professional massage yourself and take notes on what feels good to you.
7. Work the girls
If other strippers dance in front of you, make sure you tip well. But if they want to dance for you or if they sit next to you, politely tell them that you're waiting for your special girl. Strippers gossip in the dressing room and pretty soon, they will all be telling your girl how lucky she is to have snared a big spender like you.
8. Come three or four times
To the strip club, I mean. Decorate her g-string each time and get to know her. Repeat steps 1-7 each time.
9. Pop it
By now your girl looks forward to your visits. She ditches whomever she's with and makes a beeline every time you come. She's ready for you to ask her out. Dinner at a fancy restaurant is a safe bet. Or an activity related to your fascinating hobby/art. She might say no at first. Reassure her that you just want her company. After another drink or another amazing massage, she'll relent.
10. Put it in
Ask her for her number so you can confirm. Realize she has to guard her personal information since a hundred horny guys want her number. Put her in your phone but do it discreetly. The rest is up to you.
(BroBible)
Smokers So Stresed Out Smoking They Smoke More . . . . .
Cigarette pack warnings make stressed smokers light up
"CIGARETTE pack warnings that remind smokers of the fatal consequences of their habit may actually make them smoke more as a way to cope with the inevitability of death.
A small study by psychologists from the United States, Switzerland and Germany showed that warnings unrelated to death, such as "smoking makes you unattractive" or "smoking brings you and the people around you severe damage", were more effective in changing smokers' attitudes towards their habit.
This was especially the case in people who smoked to boost their self-esteem, such as youth who took up the habit to impress or fit in with their peers and others who thought smoking increased their social value, the researchers said.
"In general, when smokers are faced with death-related anti-smoking messages on cigarette packs, they produce active coping attempts as reflected in their willingness to continue the risky smoking behaviour," the study said."
(News.com.au)
"CIGARETTE pack warnings that remind smokers of the fatal consequences of their habit may actually make them smoke more as a way to cope with the inevitability of death.
A small study by psychologists from the United States, Switzerland and Germany showed that warnings unrelated to death, such as "smoking makes you unattractive" or "smoking brings you and the people around you severe damage", were more effective in changing smokers' attitudes towards their habit.
This was especially the case in people who smoked to boost their self-esteem, such as youth who took up the habit to impress or fit in with their peers and others who thought smoking increased their social value, the researchers said.
"In general, when smokers are faced with death-related anti-smoking messages on cigarette packs, they produce active coping attempts as reflected in their willingness to continue the risky smoking behaviour," the study said."
(News.com.au)
Today's Culinary Lesson - Fast Food Drive-Thru Etiquette . . . . .
A Taco Bell Manager's Guide to Drive-Thru Etiquette
"1. Know What You're Ordering
Frequently, customers change their minds at the pick-up window, once their food has already been prepared. It takes more time to change the order, especially if it's an item that has to be remade. "This slows everything down," he says. "Especially on large orders."
2. Don't Add Additional Items at the Pick-Up Window
"Often the food has already been made and they have started working on the next order."
3. Have Your Money Ready, and Please, Nothing Larger than a $20
Many customers think they're being helpful by searching their pockets for exact change. They're not. "I have seen people take a couple of minutes to find a few pennies," he says. "Meanwhile cars are backing up and food is getting cold."
4. No Eating at the Window
This Taco Bell manager has seen people start dining on their lunches before driving away, opening sauce and other condiments, and passing around orders among several passengers in the vehicle.
5. Come Into the Restaurant for Large or Multiple Orders
This is a big time waster for cars with just one or two passengers. "The larger an order, the longer it will take to make everything," he says.
Of course, these rules don't take into account the sheer volume of cars lined up for tacos and burgers or the situations where customers are doing everything right and employees just can't keep up.
Our Taco Bell manager still finds there's no excuse for rude customers. "Customers usually could care less about the people behind them," he says. "Common courtesy frequently takes a back seat in the drive-thru."
(AOL)
"1. Know What You're Ordering
Frequently, customers change their minds at the pick-up window, once their food has already been prepared. It takes more time to change the order, especially if it's an item that has to be remade. "This slows everything down," he says. "Especially on large orders."
2. Don't Add Additional Items at the Pick-Up Window
"Often the food has already been made and they have started working on the next order."
3. Have Your Money Ready, and Please, Nothing Larger than a $20
Many customers think they're being helpful by searching their pockets for exact change. They're not. "I have seen people take a couple of minutes to find a few pennies," he says. "Meanwhile cars are backing up and food is getting cold."
4. No Eating at the Window
This Taco Bell manager has seen people start dining on their lunches before driving away, opening sauce and other condiments, and passing around orders among several passengers in the vehicle.
5. Come Into the Restaurant for Large or Multiple Orders
This is a big time waster for cars with just one or two passengers. "The larger an order, the longer it will take to make everything," he says.
Of course, these rules don't take into account the sheer volume of cars lined up for tacos and burgers or the situations where customers are doing everything right and employees just can't keep up.
Our Taco Bell manager still finds there's no excuse for rude customers. "Customers usually could care less about the people behind them," he says. "Common courtesy frequently takes a back seat in the drive-thru."
(AOL)
New Food Deals At Ruth's Chris In Anaheim . . . . .
Ruth’s Chris Steak House Bistro Menu
Starters & Sushi $9-$10.50
Prime Sliders - three petite prime burgers
Vegetable Tempura – lightly fried vegetables served with a honey-thai sauce
Crab Cake Sliders- three petite crab cake sliders with spicy mayonnaise
Sushi $12
Tuna Sashimi – thinly sliced Bigeye tuna finished with a garlic, cilantro and soy lemon sauce
Surf & Turf Roll – spicy crabmeat rolled in sushi rice and beef carpaccio
Deconstructed Shrimp Roll - crispy salt and pepper shrimp with ginger, jalapeño and bell peppers, served on a bed of sushi rice
Soups and Salads $7-$19
Soup of the Day
House or Caesar Salad
Grilled Tenderloin Salad - sliced grilled filet and asparagus served atop fresh mixed greens with a roasted tomato vinaigrette dressing
Chilled Shellfish Salad - shrimp and lump crabmeat tossed with a roasted tomato vinaigrette dressing, served on a bed of mixed greens
Sandwiches $13-$17
Steak Sandwich - sliced filet drizzled with a béarnaise sauce, served on garlic toast
Prime Burger - a 10 oz. USDA prime burger served with your choice of cheddar, swiss or bleu cheese.
Chicken Sandwich- grilled chicken breast topped with swiss cheese and lemon basil dressing served with lettuce, tomato and onion
(all sandwich meals served with hand-cut french fries.)
(OCRegister)
Starters & Sushi $9-$10.50
Prime Sliders - three petite prime burgers
Vegetable Tempura – lightly fried vegetables served with a honey-thai sauce
Crab Cake Sliders- three petite crab cake sliders with spicy mayonnaise
Sushi $12
Tuna Sashimi – thinly sliced Bigeye tuna finished with a garlic, cilantro and soy lemon sauce
Surf & Turf Roll – spicy crabmeat rolled in sushi rice and beef carpaccio
Deconstructed Shrimp Roll - crispy salt and pepper shrimp with ginger, jalapeño and bell peppers, served on a bed of sushi rice
Soups and Salads $7-$19
Soup of the Day
House or Caesar Salad
Grilled Tenderloin Salad - sliced grilled filet and asparagus served atop fresh mixed greens with a roasted tomato vinaigrette dressing
Chilled Shellfish Salad - shrimp and lump crabmeat tossed with a roasted tomato vinaigrette dressing, served on a bed of mixed greens
Sandwiches $13-$17
Steak Sandwich - sliced filet drizzled with a béarnaise sauce, served on garlic toast
Prime Burger - a 10 oz. USDA prime burger served with your choice of cheddar, swiss or bleu cheese.
Chicken Sandwich- grilled chicken breast topped with swiss cheese and lemon basil dressing served with lettuce, tomato and onion
(all sandwich meals served with hand-cut french fries.)
(OCRegister)
Today's Super Car Driver Failure . . . . .
A Zonda Bites The Dust
"So, what happens when you take a $1 million dollar supercar and lose control? This.
Unfortunately, some unlucky soul bit the dust with their extremely rare and limited Pagani Zonda in Hong Kong.
This must have been a painful feeling in the wallet. There are very few emotions worse than cracking up a car."
(AutoSpies)
"So, what happens when you take a $1 million dollar supercar and lose control? This.
Unfortunately, some unlucky soul bit the dust with their extremely rare and limited Pagani Zonda in Hong Kong.
This must have been a painful feeling in the wallet. There are very few emotions worse than cracking up a car."
(AutoSpies)
A Crazy Embezzlement Scheme Involving Motorsports And The Church . . . . .
Farnbacher Loles principal reportedly embezzled church funds, investigation underway
"According to a report by the New Haven Register, Gregory Loles – the team principal behind the Farnbacher-Loles race team and its associated performance shop – has been fingered in an embezzlement scandal involving the St. Barbara Greek Orthodox Church of Orange, Connecticut.
The church's followers raised $6.3 million to fund a new building of which Loles was in charge of managing, and the Porsche dealer and racing magnate was also reportedly administering several member's college and retirement funds, with one person claiming to have lost as much as $4 million.
The federal authorities are involved, but haven't released a statement yet. Expect all the sordid details to be revealed in the coming days, so consider this developing . . . . ."
(AutoBlog)
"According to a report by the New Haven Register, Gregory Loles – the team principal behind the Farnbacher-Loles race team and its associated performance shop – has been fingered in an embezzlement scandal involving the St. Barbara Greek Orthodox Church of Orange, Connecticut.
The church's followers raised $6.3 million to fund a new building of which Loles was in charge of managing, and the Porsche dealer and racing magnate was also reportedly administering several member's college and retirement funds, with one person claiming to have lost as much as $4 million.
The federal authorities are involved, but haven't released a statement yet. Expect all the sordid details to be revealed in the coming days, so consider this developing . . . . ."
(AutoBlog)
This Joint Venture Could Make A Good Race Series . . . . .
DTM cars to run in Japan's SuperGT series?
"The talks are centered around letting the cars race together, not DTM and Super GT actually coming together. The hurdles would be rationalizing the specifications: GT500 racers employ a different construction, as the series doesn't mandate spec electronics, tire, gearbox, differential, fuel, and brake suppliers as in DTM. However, Super GT does have its own way of creating parity and close racing, using restrictor plates and pit stop regulations.
If the two can find a way to come together, it might encourage BMW to join the series and bring its American Le Man M3 to the party. The Munich marque has resisted DTM, saying it isn't interested in a series so heavily focused on Germany. Don't get any hopes up, though – the Super GT management said they don't see the link-up as "a matter for the very near future."
(AutoBlog)
"The talks are centered around letting the cars race together, not DTM and Super GT actually coming together. The hurdles would be rationalizing the specifications: GT500 racers employ a different construction, as the series doesn't mandate spec electronics, tire, gearbox, differential, fuel, and brake suppliers as in DTM. However, Super GT does have its own way of creating parity and close racing, using restrictor plates and pit stop regulations.
If the two can find a way to come together, it might encourage BMW to join the series and bring its American Le Man M3 to the party. The Munich marque has resisted DTM, saying it isn't interested in a series so heavily focused on Germany. Don't get any hopes up, though – the Super GT management said they don't see the link-up as "a matter for the very near future."
(AutoBlog)
Hella Hot Hottie (12/9/09) . . . . .
"There is no such thing as a woman who is out of your league. You just haven‘t had the opportunity to sweep your dream girl off of her feet yet."
I stumbled upon this week's Hella Hot Hottie on a re-run episode of Gordon Ramsay's F Word television show a few weeks ago. She looked so incredibly hot on there, I knew she had to be a future featured Hottie on here.
Dannii Minogue
She is an accomplished actress and singer in the UK. She is so hot that she has been a featured Playboy playmate.
Her personal site
I stumbled upon this week's Hella Hot Hottie on a re-run episode of Gordon Ramsay's F Word television show a few weeks ago. She looked so incredibly hot on there, I knew she had to be a future featured Hottie on here.
Dannii Minogue
She is an accomplished actress and singer in the UK. She is so hot that she has been a featured Playboy playmate.
Her personal site
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