(GolfMkv.com)
December 10, 2009
Mark My Words . . . . .
Trump: 'Tiger is going to be hotter than ever'
"But I know Tiger and he's a wonderful guy. Tiger is going to be hotter than ever. Mark my words."
Winning will also cure any problems Woods might have with his endorsements, Trump added.
"It may affect his endorsements a little but, but it's like Kobe [Bryant]," Trump said. "No one remembers the Kobe incident anymore. He went out and won a championship."
(Golf.com)
"But I know Tiger and he's a wonderful guy. Tiger is going to be hotter than ever. Mark my words."
Winning will also cure any problems Woods might have with his endorsements, Trump added.
"It may affect his endorsements a little but, but it's like Kobe [Bryant]," Trump said. "No one remembers the Kobe incident anymore. He went out and won a championship."
(Golf.com)
Life Is So Unfair Sometimes . . . . .
"December 10 - Tough Day at Work
Hunter Mahan and Nick Watney helped Miss America, Lisa-Marie Stephanie Kohrs, with her golf game during the Nedbank Golf Challenge pro-am last week."
(Golf.com)
Some Skanky Pleasures . . . . .
The Girls of Celebrity Reality Dating
1 Jessica Rich - Real Chance of Love
2 Brittanya O’Campo - Rock of Love Bus
3 Shirley Alverez - Real Chance of Love
(My personal favorite on this list!)
4 Abbie La Nay Noah - Real Chance of Love
5 Megan Hauserman - Rock of Love
6 Joanna Hernandez - For the Love of Ray J
7 Brandi Mahon - Rock of Love
8 Leah Minor - For the Love of Ray J
9 April Lynn - Real Chance of Love
10 Heather Chadwell - Rock of Love
(Gunaxin)
1 Jessica Rich - Real Chance of Love
2 Brittanya O’Campo - Rock of Love Bus
3 Shirley Alverez - Real Chance of Love
(My personal favorite on this list!)
4 Abbie La Nay Noah - Real Chance of Love
5 Megan Hauserman - Rock of Love
6 Joanna Hernandez - For the Love of Ray J
7 Brandi Mahon - Rock of Love
8 Leah Minor - For the Love of Ray J
9 April Lynn - Real Chance of Love
10 Heather Chadwell - Rock of Love
(Gunaxin)
You Know You Want One . . . . .
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(INeedAHandJob)
I Don't Understand The Article But I Think It's About Porn . . . . .
Pizzabezorger VS Asian Chick
"Er zijn mensen die altijd geluk hebben! Neem nou pizzabezorgers. Hun leven is een grote pornofilm. Want iedere keer als de deur opengaat kan er zomaar een mooie Japanse chick voor je staan. Als je dan helemaal opgefokt thuiskomt wil je natuurlijk meer zien. Speciaal voor deze pizzabezorgers hebben we hier nog wat bonusmateriaal uit het verre oosten!"
(WhiteLineFirm)
"Er zijn mensen die altijd geluk hebben! Neem nou pizzabezorgers. Hun leven is een grote pornofilm. Want iedere keer als de deur opengaat kan er zomaar een mooie Japanse chick voor je staan. Als je dan helemaal opgefokt thuiskomt wil je natuurlijk meer zien. Speciaal voor deze pizzabezorgers hebben we hier nog wat bonusmateriaal uit het verre oosten!"
(WhiteLineFirm)
The Next Great App Is Upon Us . . . . .
'Anti-social network' aims to be Facebook killer app
"PARIS (AFP) – Facebook makes you despair? Social networking makes you want to end it all? You may be ready for online ritual suicide with the aid of a new website that helps you kill your virtual identity.
"Impress your friends, disconnect yourself," is the slogan on www.seppukoo.com, a site that aims to subvert Facebook by offering its millions of users a glorious end and a memorial page to match.
"Rather than fall into the hands of their enemies, ancient Japanese samurai preferred to die with honour, voluntarily plunging a sword into the abdomen and moving it left to right in a slicing motion," the site notes.
This form of ritual suicide was known as "seppuku."
"As the seppuku restores the samurai's honour as a warrior, seppukoo.com deals with the liberation of the digital body," the site says."
(Yahoo)
"PARIS (AFP) – Facebook makes you despair? Social networking makes you want to end it all? You may be ready for online ritual suicide with the aid of a new website that helps you kill your virtual identity.
"Impress your friends, disconnect yourself," is the slogan on www.seppukoo.com, a site that aims to subvert Facebook by offering its millions of users a glorious end and a memorial page to match.
"Rather than fall into the hands of their enemies, ancient Japanese samurai preferred to die with honour, voluntarily plunging a sword into the abdomen and moving it left to right in a slicing motion," the site notes.
This form of ritual suicide was known as "seppuku."
"As the seppuku restores the samurai's honour as a warrior, seppukoo.com deals with the liberation of the digital body," the site says."
(Yahoo)
An Excerpt From A Chapter In The Bro Code . . . . .
10 Justifiable Situations for Kicking One of Your Bros' Ass
1. Bro finds his girl in bed with another Bro. There's no reason your bro should be playing Santa's Little Helper with your bitch.
2. Bro goes off the reservation and needs to be stopped. You mess with the bull son and you'll get the horns; in this case Rudolph is going to stomp your ass out.
3. Cock block. 'Ole Saint Nick had a 10" dick... for god's sake let him use it!!!
4. Bro gets sloppy drunk. Not to mention all the calories, when you've consumed too much egg nog, no one's a winner here.
5. Mrs. Claus is flirting with an old flame underneath the mistletoe. Cause for dropping that tacky looking ball on that douchebag's face.
6. What'd you say about my mama? You're dead, you're Tupac, mother f*cker!
7. Bro discovers another Bro tried to take out his mother or sister. Never mow another man's lawn, even in the winter.
8. Bro finds that another Bro submarined him at work or on the field with the boss or coach. Keep the gossip and conniving bullshit confined to the nail salons and
soap operas.
9. Bro finds out that another Bro left cums stains all over his comforter. Keep this gift to yourself...I'd rather coal in my stocking...
10. Sticking your bros with your bar tab. Santa knows when you've been bad or good and so does my bank account.
(BroBible)
1. Bro finds his girl in bed with another Bro. There's no reason your bro should be playing Santa's Little Helper with your bitch.
2. Bro goes off the reservation and needs to be stopped. You mess with the bull son and you'll get the horns; in this case Rudolph is going to stomp your ass out.
3. Cock block. 'Ole Saint Nick had a 10" dick... for god's sake let him use it!!!
4. Bro gets sloppy drunk. Not to mention all the calories, when you've consumed too much egg nog, no one's a winner here.
5. Mrs. Claus is flirting with an old flame underneath the mistletoe. Cause for dropping that tacky looking ball on that douchebag's face.
6. What'd you say about my mama? You're dead, you're Tupac, mother f*cker!
7. Bro discovers another Bro tried to take out his mother or sister. Never mow another man's lawn, even in the winter.
8. Bro finds that another Bro submarined him at work or on the field with the boss or coach. Keep the gossip and conniving bullshit confined to the nail salons and
soap operas.
9. Bro finds out that another Bro left cums stains all over his comforter. Keep this gift to yourself...I'd rather coal in my stocking...
10. Sticking your bros with your bar tab. Santa knows when you've been bad or good and so does my bank account.
(BroBible)
European Game Shows Are Awesomely Sexy . . . . .
"And this television show where women play a game of cat and mouse isn’t even from Japan!!!"
(Attuworld)
Keep Setting The Bar For Gold Diggers . . . . .
Tila Tequila Engaged to Johnson & Johnson Heiress
"So, yeah. Tila Tequila is engaged. To a chick. If you don’t know who Tila Tequila is, we congratulate you on your high standards in television entertainment. After making her name by being one of the first people to realize that MySpace users have shitty taste in music, she landed her very own godawful MTV show called Shot at Love or something like that. Get it? Tequila. Shot at Love. The show was every bit as clever as the thinking that went into that title. But at least she’s hot! And when it comes to getting an MTV show or setting yourself up with a rich spouse, that’s all that counts."
(FunnyCrave)
"So, yeah. Tila Tequila is engaged. To a chick. If you don’t know who Tila Tequila is, we congratulate you on your high standards in television entertainment. After making her name by being one of the first people to realize that MySpace users have shitty taste in music, she landed her very own godawful MTV show called Shot at Love or something like that. Get it? Tequila. Shot at Love. The show was every bit as clever as the thinking that went into that title. But at least she’s hot! And when it comes to getting an MTV show or setting yourself up with a rich spouse, that’s all that counts."
(FunnyCrave)
Would You Pay For This App . . . . .
Official Playboy iPhone App Doesn't Include Interesting Articles
"Would you pay $1.99 a month for an app that gets you party jokes "to make you the center of attention", excerpts from interviews, and no "fully nude content" whatsoever? That's what Playboy expects you to do."
(Gizmodo)
"Would you pay $1.99 a month for an app that gets you party jokes "to make you the center of attention", excerpts from interviews, and no "fully nude content" whatsoever? That's what Playboy expects you to do."
(Gizmodo)
All A Board . . . . .
World's first Cougar cruise sets sail from the US headed to Mexico
"THE first ever international cruise for cougars - older women who are interested in younger men - has set sail from San Diego, US.
The sold-out International Cougar Cruise took place aboard Carnival’s Fun Ship Elation bound for Ensenada, Mexico.
Guests participated in three nights of dancing and partying, featuring special guest Miss Cougar America.
It was promoted as a cruise for the cougar who “knows exactly what she wants … (and) what she doesn’t want is children, cohabitation or commitment”.
Industry experts have welcomed the cruise, saying that older women should not be discriminated against because of a relationship with a younger man.
"Age discrimination is perhaps the most pervasive prejudice in American Society," Rich Gosse, Chairman of The Society of Single Professionals in the US, a sponsor of the cruise, said."
(HeraldSun)
"THE first ever international cruise for cougars - older women who are interested in younger men - has set sail from San Diego, US.
The sold-out International Cougar Cruise took place aboard Carnival’s Fun Ship Elation bound for Ensenada, Mexico.
Guests participated in three nights of dancing and partying, featuring special guest Miss Cougar America.
It was promoted as a cruise for the cougar who “knows exactly what she wants … (and) what she doesn’t want is children, cohabitation or commitment”.
Industry experts have welcomed the cruise, saying that older women should not be discriminated against because of a relationship with a younger man.
"Age discrimination is perhaps the most pervasive prejudice in American Society," Rich Gosse, Chairman of The Society of Single Professionals in the US, a sponsor of the cruise, said."
(HeraldSun)
In This Study Everyone Wins . . . . .
'Friends with Benefits' sex does no psych harm - profs
Doleful, ultimately doomed youth monogamy, though...
"Boffins in Minnesota have a message for young adults: sleeping around is OK. Your prospects in terms of psychological health should you indulge in casual flings are every bit as good as they would be if you bizarrely chose to waste your wild-oats years in one or more doleful and ultimately doomed monogamous relationships.
According to Marla E Eisenberg and her colleagues at Minnesota uni:
Speculation in public discourse suggests that sexual encounters outside a committed romantic relationship may be emotionally damaging for young people, and federal abstinence education policy has required teaching that sexual activity outside of a marital relationship is likely to have harmful psychological consequences.
Au contraire, say the researchers - a few notches on the bedpost achieved in one's salad days will do no harm at all. Having surveyed 1,311 Minnesotan youngsters whose average age was 20.5 during 2003-04, they found no evidence that the odd fling leads to psychological problems whatsoever."
(TheRegister.co.uk)
Doleful, ultimately doomed youth monogamy, though...
"Boffins in Minnesota have a message for young adults: sleeping around is OK. Your prospects in terms of psychological health should you indulge in casual flings are every bit as good as they would be if you bizarrely chose to waste your wild-oats years in one or more doleful and ultimately doomed monogamous relationships.
According to Marla E Eisenberg and her colleagues at Minnesota uni:
Speculation in public discourse suggests that sexual encounters outside a committed romantic relationship may be emotionally damaging for young people, and federal abstinence education policy has required teaching that sexual activity outside of a marital relationship is likely to have harmful psychological consequences.
Au contraire, say the researchers - a few notches on the bedpost achieved in one's salad days will do no harm at all. Having surveyed 1,311 Minnesotan youngsters whose average age was 20.5 during 2003-04, they found no evidence that the odd fling leads to psychological problems whatsoever."
(TheRegister.co.uk)
It's A Scientific Proven Fact . . . . .
Stare at boobs for longer life
"Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise
regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
(TheMedGuru)
"Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise
regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
(TheMedGuru)
R.I.P. - Nobushige Wakatsuki . . . . .
Nobushige Wakatsuki, the man responsible for bringing Nissan/Datsun to U.S. dies at 81
"Here's a bit of interesting folklore for you history-obsessed car buffs out there. Nissan (then selling Datsuns) was tricked into coming to America. Seems that Nissan never planned to sell cars here, as they felt that their diminutive, economical rides were too small and slow for the mighty U.S. market. However, one man felt different: Nobushige Wakatsuki.
The year was 1958 and Wakatsuki had a job with Marubeni Trading Corp. where he was charged with finding Japanese products to import into the U.S. Wakatsuki approached Datsun's management and asked them if they'd be interested in bringing the brand Stateside. After all, Toyota had just began selling cars to Americans in 1957. Wakatsuki was humiliated when he heard their blunt reply, "No."
But Cazy Nobe -- as Nissan execs would later refer to the then 29-year-old -- refused to let a good business opportunity go to waste. He went ahead and procured some cars from Nissan under the pretense of a marketing exercise and proceeded to put them on sale. All of this was done behind Nissan's back. Which really pissed them off. In fact, it took another full year of pestering before Nissan took over the dealer network Crazy Nobe established here in 1960. However, the joke is on them, as Nissan/Infiniti sold nearly 1,000,000 cars in the US last year.
Nobushige Wakatsuki died on November 13, 2009 at the age of 81. Thanks for all the good memories, Mr. Wakatsuki."
(AutoBlog)
"Here's a bit of interesting folklore for you history-obsessed car buffs out there. Nissan (then selling Datsuns) was tricked into coming to America. Seems that Nissan never planned to sell cars here, as they felt that their diminutive, economical rides were too small and slow for the mighty U.S. market. However, one man felt different: Nobushige Wakatsuki.
The year was 1958 and Wakatsuki had a job with Marubeni Trading Corp. where he was charged with finding Japanese products to import into the U.S. Wakatsuki approached Datsun's management and asked them if they'd be interested in bringing the brand Stateside. After all, Toyota had just began selling cars to Americans in 1957. Wakatsuki was humiliated when he heard their blunt reply, "No."
But Cazy Nobe -- as Nissan execs would later refer to the then 29-year-old -- refused to let a good business opportunity go to waste. He went ahead and procured some cars from Nissan under the pretense of a marketing exercise and proceeded to put them on sale. All of this was done behind Nissan's back. Which really pissed them off. In fact, it took another full year of pestering before Nissan took over the dealer network Crazy Nobe established here in 1960. However, the joke is on them, as Nissan/Infiniti sold nearly 1,000,000 cars in the US last year.
Nobushige Wakatsuki died on November 13, 2009 at the age of 81. Thanks for all the good memories, Mr. Wakatsuki."
(AutoBlog)
I Still Don't Believe It After Reading About It . . . . .
Joe’s Crab Shack auctioned off for $7.3 million
"NEWPORT BEACH — The buzz in the parking lot just before Joe’s Crab Shack was auctioned off this morning was that the waterfront property would draw a high bid of $6.5 million.
But within 10 minutes, the price had reached $7.3 million — $8.03 million after paying the auctioneer’s commission.
Thus ended the latest chapter in the saga of the late accused swindler Danny Pang, who bought the restauarant and other properties in a suspected Ponzi scheme. The land was seized by the Securities and Exchange Commission, which is auctioning off the first dozen parcels this month.
“This is something you want to leave for the kids,” buyer Mike Moshayedi of Newport Beach said minutes after signing the paperwork and leaving a 10% deposit for the property. “We may have paid a little bit over what we wanted to pay, but it’s a long-term investment.”
Then, as if in answer to diners throughout the coastal area, Moshayedi added: “We hope Joe’s Crab Shack will stay.”
(OCRegister)
"NEWPORT BEACH — The buzz in the parking lot just before Joe’s Crab Shack was auctioned off this morning was that the waterfront property would draw a high bid of $6.5 million.
But within 10 minutes, the price had reached $7.3 million — $8.03 million after paying the auctioneer’s commission.
Thus ended the latest chapter in the saga of the late accused swindler Danny Pang, who bought the restauarant and other properties in a suspected Ponzi scheme. The land was seized by the Securities and Exchange Commission, which is auctioning off the first dozen parcels this month.
“This is something you want to leave for the kids,” buyer Mike Moshayedi of Newport Beach said minutes after signing the paperwork and leaving a 10% deposit for the property. “We may have paid a little bit over what we wanted to pay, but it’s a long-term investment.”
Then, as if in answer to diners throughout the coastal area, Moshayedi added: “We hope Joe’s Crab Shack will stay.”
(OCRegister)
They Have Every Right To Complain About This . . . . .
Is the Health Care Bill's Cosmetic Surgery Tax Sexist?
"After we reported last week that the 5% cosmetic tax provision in the current health care reform bill would tax everything from botox to boob jobs, we decided to investigate further.
Check out this statistic: 86% of all cosmetic surgery patients are women, of which 60% earn a household income between $30,000-$90,000, according to the The American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS).
"Women are under extreme pressure to maintain a youthful and conventionally attractive appearance, in the workplace and elsewhere – we can even be fired for not wearing makeup-up," says Jill Filipovic of the Feministe blog.
"But when women respond to the pressure by getting cosmetic surgery, we're labeled shallow, and now, potentially taxed. It's a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don't position."
Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid – who authored the provision – has a simple reason for adding the tax to the healthcare reform bill. "We needed money to make the bill work, and this is an idea that had been raised before in the finance committee," Reid tells StyleList.
The bill is expected to raise $5.8 billion over 10 years to help pay for the $849 billion plan, the Agence France-Presse reports.
But some cosmetic surgeons argue that the tax unfairly targets the wrong group.
"Generally, I find that cosmetic surgery patients want to look their best, so they eat healthy and stay in shape. These kinds of people don't cost the health-care industry a lot. If you want to go after someone to pay for the cost of this bill, why not target industries that are contributing to the problem – like the fast food, smoking and alcohol industries?" says Miami Plastic Surgeon Dr. Carlos Wolf
"It's completely sexist," adds New Jersey dermatologist Dr. Jeffrey A. Rapaport.
"I'm shocked there hasn't been more of a backlash from women's groups and female representatives in Congress – they're basically asking women to pick up the extra costs of healthcare," says Rapaport.
If the 5% cosmetic tax passes, many doctors are concerned the extra cost will cause patients to seek lower-priced and less regulated alternatives elsewhere. In southern California – the cosmetic surgery hotbed of the country – it's not uncommon for female patients to travel south of the border in search of a cheaper solution. And as we saw recently with the recent Miss Argentina gluteoplasty tragedy, falling into the wrong hands can equate to bad results -- or even worse."
(AOL)
"After we reported last week that the 5% cosmetic tax provision in the current health care reform bill would tax everything from botox to boob jobs, we decided to investigate further.
Check out this statistic: 86% of all cosmetic surgery patients are women, of which 60% earn a household income between $30,000-$90,000, according to the The American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS).
"Women are under extreme pressure to maintain a youthful and conventionally attractive appearance, in the workplace and elsewhere – we can even be fired for not wearing makeup-up," says Jill Filipovic of the Feministe blog.
"But when women respond to the pressure by getting cosmetic surgery, we're labeled shallow, and now, potentially taxed. It's a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don't position."
Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid – who authored the provision – has a simple reason for adding the tax to the healthcare reform bill. "We needed money to make the bill work, and this is an idea that had been raised before in the finance committee," Reid tells StyleList.
The bill is expected to raise $5.8 billion over 10 years to help pay for the $849 billion plan, the Agence France-Presse reports.
But some cosmetic surgeons argue that the tax unfairly targets the wrong group.
"Generally, I find that cosmetic surgery patients want to look their best, so they eat healthy and stay in shape. These kinds of people don't cost the health-care industry a lot. If you want to go after someone to pay for the cost of this bill, why not target industries that are contributing to the problem – like the fast food, smoking and alcohol industries?" says Miami Plastic Surgeon Dr. Carlos Wolf
"It's completely sexist," adds New Jersey dermatologist Dr. Jeffrey A. Rapaport.
"I'm shocked there hasn't been more of a backlash from women's groups and female representatives in Congress – they're basically asking women to pick up the extra costs of healthcare," says Rapaport.
If the 5% cosmetic tax passes, many doctors are concerned the extra cost will cause patients to seek lower-priced and less regulated alternatives elsewhere. In southern California – the cosmetic surgery hotbed of the country – it's not uncommon for female patients to travel south of the border in search of a cheaper solution. And as we saw recently with the recent Miss Argentina gluteoplasty tragedy, falling into the wrong hands can equate to bad results -- or even worse."
(AOL)
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