December 11, 2009

I See It But Still Don't Believe It . . . . .

Introducing the 14 Inch Enkei RPF1 (8.35Lbs)







That's a whopping 0.59 lbs per inch weight ratio!

(Enkei)

The Golf Word Is In A State Of Shock . . . . .

Tiger taking hiatus from golf

"WINDERMERE, Fla. -- Tiger Woods is taking an indefinite leave from professional golf to work on saving his family, using the word "infidelity" for the first time in a statement posted on his Web site.

Woods did not disclose Friday night how long of a break he would take from the PGA Tour. He again asked for privacy, saying his family would need a "safe haven" to try to heal.

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children," says the statement on tigerwoods.com. "I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

"I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding," the statement continues. "What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

"After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

"Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

(ESPN)

Social Media Merit Badges . . . . .



More pictures here (CollegeHumor)

Now There's A Picture For A Motivational Poster Waiting To Happen . . . . .



(DoubleViking)

Puma’s Viral Ad Boasts Graphic Sexual Reference . . . . .



"So apparently Puma is claiming this ad photo is a fake, although that seems unlikely considering the genius of the ad. At first glance it seems pretty harmless, but if you look closer at the woman's shapely leg, you will notice a little bit of man juice on it. Now zoom your focus out a little bit. Yup, she's on her knees in front of a man. The implication of oral sex now seems like more than an implication, doesn't it?

Sex has always been used to sell products and services, but shoe companies had not embraced that approach fully in the past. Now with the Reebok commercials involving women's asses communicating with each other, as well as their chests talking to each other, it looks like the shoe marketing departments are going in a different direction. I felt those Reebok ads were a bit over the top, but funny enough. Now upon seeing this crazy photo, I'm inclined to think that Reebok might want to step its game up. I would much rather have my woman wearing the shoes that might get me a blow job over the shoes that make my woman's ass whine and complain. Enough of that comes from their mouths, agreed?"

(TotalProSports)

Pictures Of The Alleged University Of Tennessee Hostesses . . .

Tennessee Football Hostess Photos With UT Recruits Corey Miller, Brandon Harris, Markeith Ambles & Kenny Davis



More pictures here (TheAngryT)

Map Of US States Showing Countries Of Equal Population . . . . .



(Neatorama)

Gym Bingo . . . . .



(HolyTaco)

This Girl Can Wash My Car Anytime . . . . .



More pictures here (LazonaModelos)

Nike Zoom Kobe V “Bruce Lee” Edition . . . . .



(NiceKicks)

I Like Girls That Have Tattoos . . . . .

Megan Daniels



More pictures here (GorillaMask)

Damn The UK And Their Awesome Magazines . . . . .

Kelly & Rhian: When Boobs Collide!



(ZooToday)

The Hidden Message Finally Revealed . . . . .

SONY logo
You can’t unsee this.



(Bits&Pieces)

Some Raponimics Info . . . . .

Paid in Full -- Putting a Price on 10 Hit Rap Lyrics

1. 50 Cent on "Baby By Me"

"Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire . . ."

Item: Child support costs
Pricetag: $10,000 /mo.
Item: Living expenses for wife or baby mama
Pricetag: $15,000 /mo.
Total: roughly $6,000,000 by the time the child turns 21

2. Jay-Z on "Empire State of Mind"

"I'm up at Brooklyn, now I'm down in TriBeCa / Right next to DeNiro, but I'll be hood forever"

Item: Condo in TriBeCa
Pricetag: $6,000,000

3. Lil Wayne on "On Fire"

"Gasoline, shes on fire / Put her out, but matter fact / Take her out, cause shes on fire"

Item: Flame retardant underwear
Price: $50

4. Gucci Mane on "Lemonade"

"Yellow boat parked at the dock, Yellowbone gon', make it drop / Flip da flop mine up the top, then go buy me a yellow yacht"

Item: Yellow boat
Price: $1,000,000
Item: Additional yellow yacht
Price: $1,000,000
Total: $2,000,000

5. Pharrell on "Popular Demand"

"That new CL slide / outside of Popeyes, eatin' chicken and fries"

Item: Mercedes-Benz CL class Coupe
Price: $160,000
Item: 2 pieces of chicken with a side of fries. And what the heck, a Sprite.
Price: $6.98
Total: $160,006.98

6. Rakewon on "Surgical Gloves"

"Bags of black, f*ck the feds / paper's in Aruba, gold tuba from Bermuda"

Item: Tuba made of gold
Price: $20,000 (a 20 pound tuba made of $1000 a pound gold)

7. Kanye West on "Run This Town"

"I bought my whole family whips, no Volvo'"
Item: 10 non-Volvo cars - let's say 10 $100,00 BMW 7 Series sedans
Pricetag: $1,000,000

8. Kid Cudi "Cudderisback"

"Stay home alot, no TV / just thoughts and a heap of good weed / same jeans, same old converse / Bape tees n the Wally, sole works

Item: An eighth of an ounce of high grade marijuana
Price: $80
Item: APC jeans, Converse sneakers and Bape tee ensemble
Price: $250
Total: $330

9. Gucci Mane on "Wasted"

"I'm so wasted / she's so wasted / shout the bartender send twenty more cases"

Item: 20 cases of Cristal (for the sake of argument)
Pricetag: $144,000

10. The Dream on Fabolous' "Throw It In The Bag"

"I keep her in Louboutin, Louie Vuitton / Gucci down to her feet, yup just like me"

Item: Total look Gucci outfit
Price: $6,000
Item: Louis Vuitton bag
Price: $3,000
Item: Louboutin shoes
Price: $700

Total: $9,700

(StreetLevel)

Pimp My Lunch Bag . . . . .

Comic Characters on Paper Lunch Bags Make Attending School Everyday Much More Interesting





More pictures here (Walyou)

Do You Remember This . . . . .

Disappointing Gifts, 1986 Edition: The Etch A Sketch Animator



(TechCrunch)

How 3.6 Zettabytes Of Data Gets Consumed . . . . .





(Gizmodo)

Time To Wave The White Flag . . . . .

Microsoft: Time to Declare You a Loser in Phones



"I'm sure that el SeƱor Bill Gates won't agree with Mark Anderson, but his words are spot on despite being a 20th Century soothsayer aka analyst. If Microsoft doesn't score something huge soon, they would lose the consumer market forever.

Anderson writes the Strategic News Service newsletter, widely followed by technology execs, venture capitalists, and horse bookies. His argument is that, right now, the smartphone world is where all the action is for consumers, and that will extend to everywhere else.

He is right. The concept of task-oriented, touch-based applications—simple enough for anyone to understand, unlike traditional desktop apps—is taking the consumer market, showing a new way to computing that is truly transparent for all kinds of users. Everyone gets it, and everyone is moving in that direction."

(Gizmodo)

You're Such A Online Whore . . . . .

AT&T says you’re using too much bandwidth! Bad you!



"All you punks out there watching Internet video and downloading monkey porn had better stop! There’s a current 5 gigabyte cap on data right now but soon, friends, AT&T is going to close up that “unlimited” plan and hopes to educate the consumer on proper data use."

(CrunchGear)

Some JDM Kit Kats . . . . .

Crazy Japanese Kit Kats









(CrunchGear)

Some Cool Business Cards . . . . .

Cassette Tape Mixtape Business Cards



(CoolMaterial)

What's The Correlation . . . . .



(SloshSpot)

This Is A Funny Form Of Discrimination . . . . .

WTF? Japan's Cash For Clunker Program Excludes All US Produced Vehicles

"Under Japan's program, no U.S. vehicles are eligible because of special import rules; 87 percent of Japanese-built vehicles are eligible."

(AutoSpies)

Crank That . . . . .



(YouTube)

How The Mighty Might Fall . . . . .

Rumormill: Next generation Nissan GT-R to go hybrid

"Japan's Best Car magazine seems to be on a little bit of a hybrid high lately. Just a couple of weeks ago, the publication ran a story stating that Toyota is planning to revive its beloved MR2 nameplate with a new hybrid roadster. Now they're reporting that the Nissan GT-R will also gain a gas-electric drivetrain in its next iteration.

According to the report, the R36-generation GT-R will supplement its 440-horsepower gasoline engine – down from the current twin-turbo V6's 480 – with an electric motor worth about 160 galloping horses, for an overall equivalent of 600. That's a whole lot of power, and if the reports prove to be accurate, Porsche won't be the only one looking in the rear-view mirror when it comes along."

(AutoBlog)

Medieval Sexual Decision Making Flow Chart . . . . .



(Imgur)

Some Guys Are So Predictable . . . . .



(Imgur)

Funny Spoof Of One Of Jay-Z's Tracks . . . . .



(Imgur)

That's How We Do Things The Old School Way . . . . .

McHale doesn't like LeBron's dance

May I have this dancer? That's how LeBron James and his Michael Flatley routine would have been adjudicated in the old-school NBA. "If a guy was doing the Riverdance like that, coach would come over and say, 'Who's got the fewest amount of fouls of my big fellas?' " said ex-Celtic and TNT analyst Kevin McHale. "If you raised your hand, he would say, 'We will let him drive and then we will throw him on the ground.' "When he is laying there we would say, 'Do you feel like dancing now?' "And that pretty much solved the dancing problem."

(SI)

Ochocinco Considering Going JDM . . . . .

Ochocinco considering new name

"According to someone who watches his broadcasts at UStream, Chad Ochocinco plans on changing his name again. He made the announcement on Sunday morning before the game against the Lions. This time, the new name will be "Hachi Go," which is Japanese for "Eight Five."

(SI)

Funky Fresh Friday's Title Track (12/11/09)

"Music provides the soundtrack to our lives"

R Kelly featuring T.I. and T-Pain - "I'm A Flirt"




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