December 16, 2009

When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go . . . . .

Jens Lehmann



"The German goalkeeper made headlines during the World Cup nearly four years ago when he used a cheat sheet tucked inside of his sock before penalty kicks. That was nothing compared to what he did last week when he took a bathroom break and urinated behind the goal while watching the action before running back onto the field."

(SI)

That Better Be One Hell Of A Tasty Cupcake . . . . .

New Cupcake Shop Opens in Las Vegas, Offers $750 Cupcake



"Although it soft opened last month, Sweet Surrender Cupcake and Candy Shop in Las Vegas' Palazzo officially announced its opening today, on National Cupcake Day, of course. Besides the more pedestrian cupcake flavors like red velvet, lemon strawberry and chocolate ganache, the superstar sweet treat is the "Decadence D’Or." Retail price: $750.00.

So what does a $750 cupcake taste like?

Decadence D’Or is a sumptuous cupcake, handcrafted from the most exclusive, rich, and enterprising ingredients around the globe. One main ingredient in Decadence D’Or is Palmira Single Estate Chocolate. This special chocolate varietal is derived from the rare and fragile Porcelana Criollo bean and cultivated to its fullest state of richness exclusively at the Valrhona plantation in Venezuela. Complementary to the Palmira Single Estate Chocolate is Tahitian Gold Vanilla Caviar- the world’s most labor-intensive agricultural crop. This fruit, after it is ripened for nine months, then hand-harvested, cured, sweat, dried, and hand-split, is obtained only by tedious manual extraction; it is truly a delicacy, both in taste and exclusivity. Topping the Decadence D’Or is the masterfully smooth Louis XIII de Remy Martin Cognac, 100 years in the making, and edible, metallic gold flakes, each painstakingly hand-placed. Finally, once baked to perfection, this grand dessert is encased in a stately, hand blown sugar Fleur-de-Lis and presented on a handmade exclusive elegant crackled-gold glass curved plate and bowl.

Behind the shop is executive pastry chef Chef Long Nguyen with head baker Chef Johann Springfield, both of The Venetian and The Palazzo, where the shop is located on the casino floor."

(LAist)

Today's Social Studies Lesson - Nightclub Heirarchy . . . . .

The Eater Guide To Nightlife Staff Hierarchy



(ny.Eater.com)

I Really Want To Try This . . . . .

An entire, flattened suckling pig used as a pizza crust



Video link (SeriousEats)

Add This Restaurant To Our Future Food Review List . . . . .



With the available addition of a medium fried egg to a burger, this place is already a winner to me. Hopefully the actually food won't let me down.

Slater's 50/50
6362 Santa Ana Canyon Road
Anaheim CA 92807
714.685.1103
Slaters5050.com

(SeriousEats)

Some More Oddly Named Transformers . . . . .

30 Most Unfortunately Named Transformers


"Wideload"


"Vroom"

More here (ToplessRobot)

Hot Chicks With Tattoos . . . . .



(Warning - NSFW)

More pictures here (TCMagazine)

Periodic Table Of Beer . . . . .



(NextRound)

Diagram Of The New Boeing 787 . . . . .



(HolyTaco)

A Gallery Of Christmas Sexiness . . . . .

Merry Christmas! The Ultimate Sexy Christmas Gallery




More pictures here (Gunaxin)

So Sad But So True . . . . .



(NextRound)

You're Damn Right We Consider These Sexy . . . . .



More pictures here (Uncoached)

Think About It . . . . .

BIGGEST VILLAIN: The NBA agent

"Think of it this way: Agents are to college basketball what steroids are to baseball. The problem is, if a player or his relative gets improper help from an agent, it doesn't show up in a urine test. Simply put, agents and their runners are everywhere, filtering money and influence through summertime AAU programs and vying for influence over impressionable and often disadvantaged young teenagers. If the NCAA, in conjunction with the NBA and its players' association, don't step in and do something about it, college basketball could be consumed by an agent-related scandal from which it might not recover."

(SI)

Some Useless Youtube User Info . . . . .





(Cracked)

Some Bottled Water Usage Info . . . . .



(Bits&Pieces)

Today's Culinary Lesson - Pizza . . . . .



(Bits&Pieces)

A Truely Hands On App . . . . .

Hands-On Geolocation: An App For “Proud Masturbators And Public Sex Act Aficionados”



"Today, my inbox was graced by pitch that can only be described as stimulating. It made me laugh, it made me question if it was real, and it made me a little creeped out — all in one. But it is actually relevant to something I’m particularly interested in right now: Location. It’s for a service called FapMapper, a location-based service that allows you to show where you masturbate and/or where you have public sex. Yep.

There are plenty of tagged places in San Francisco already. For example, here’s one that reads, “jerked it watching my neighbor water plants. Hot” — and yes, it includes the address where that took place. Here’s another, “post lunch office bathroom.” At least it was post-lunch, I suppose.

Generally, it’s very poor form to just copy and paste a press release into a post, but this one is just too good for everyone to miss. And honestly, anything I say can’t do this service (which works on the web and through the web interfaces of the iPhone, Droid, Pre and other phones) more justice than how they lay it out. I mean, “mastur-beta” and ““fap” is a euphemism for masturbation that is increasingly popular among young, tech-savvy Web users.” Brilliant stuff."

(TechCrunch)

The Aftermath Would Not Be Pretty . . . . .

Know Your Place, Meat Creatures




(Gizmodo)

Just Beat It . . . . .

The Beat Thang Music Production System.





"Remember when using z’s on the end of plural words instead of s’s was edgy and revolutionary? Well, apparently no one told Beat Kangz Electronics that that time has passed. Misguided syntax choices aside, Beat Kangz has just announced the release of their new Beat Thang music production system. Not only does it look like a piece of Covenant technology, it comes in either software form or with its own dedicated hardware.

The software itself is pretty powerful. Plenty of stock audio to mash-up as well as the ability to record samples from nearly any source. Mic in, line in, generally if it can come into your computer, it can come into Beat Thang. You also have a 16-track MIDI sequencer and a smattering of digital effects to pick from. You can export all of your beats as .wav files for playback on any other platform. It also plays well on both Mac and PC platforms.

The hardware though, is where the real magic is. The battery gives you 6 hours of music-making time without a laptop, letting you sequence beats wherever you feel the need. Your bathroom, the plane, the campus library perhaps. You have all of the same capabilities of the software, as well the ability to import any beats you make and continue to edit them. Two back panel has an XLR mic in, 2 1/4″ outputs, 2 headphone outputs, MIDI ins and outs, USB, and 2 SDcard slots, making this a pretty versatile stand-alone sampler.

You can find these out in the world early 2010 with the software stand-alone price at $149 and the hardware running for $999."

(CrunchGear)

Too Bad There Will Be No Street Version . . . . .

Honda NSX racer rendered for the first time



(AutoSpies)

Can He Bring Sales Back To Audi . . . . .

Justin Timberlake named new Audi "brand ambassador"



"All we really want to do at this moment in time is make a never-ending series of N'Sync jokes. But we don't know any. So instead, let's talk about how Audi has just picked Justin Timberlake to be their new spokesman. What's JT doing specifically? Seems as if the four interlocking rings folks are gearing up to do some sort of "extraordinary Internet campaign" for the A1 and "That's where Timberlake will play a leading role."

(AutoBlog)

OC Register's Best Food Moments Of 2009 . . . . .

MOST EGREGIOUS CONTRIBUTOR TO OBESITY



"Log of sirloin stuffed with ham and wrapped in bacon served at the Chili Pepper in Orange."

More food info here (OCRegister)

Morton's Limited Time $25 Lunch . . . . .

Morton’s adds $25 steak lunch in Anaheim

To take advantage, you must hurry. The restaurant will be serving lunch on the following dates:

Thursday, Dec. 17
Friday, Dec. 18
Monday, Dec. 21
Tuesday, Dec. 22

Address: 1895 S. Harbor Blvd. Anaheim, CA
714-621-0101

Anaheim lunch meal details:

First course: is a cup of soup or salad. Choices: Lobster Bisque, Baked Five Onion Soup, Morton’s Salad or Mixed Field Greens.

Main course: Grilled Prime Ribeye with Garlic butter and Mashed Potatoes;
Grilled Colossal Shrimp & Sea Scallops with Grilled Vegetables; Grilled Northwest King Salmon with Sautéed Garlic Green Beans or Chicken Christopher with Garlic Beurre Black Sauce and Mashed Potatoes.

Dessert choices: Double Chocolate Mousse or Key Lime Pie.

(OCRegister)

A Video Game Controller Periodic Table . . . . .



(Flickr)

Mario Has Aged Quite Well Don't You Think . . . . .



(BlogSpot)

Hella Hot Hottie (12/16/09) . . . . .

"There is no such thing as a woman who is out of your league. You just haven‘t had the opportunity to sweep your dream girl off of her feet yet."

This week's Hella Hot Hottie is an actress who has had roles that showed off both her beauty and brains. Even though she is a seasoned veteran in Hollywood, she looks like she has not aged one bit!

Kelly Hu
One of your best memories of her may be from her Maxim feature and from her role in the movie, the Scorpion King. But to me, she will always be the hot female detective from her roles on the TV shows CSI: NY and Nash Bridges.



Her Maxim article