They Finally Said Enough Is Enough . . . . .

America rallies behind Admiral Ackbar; Ole Miss thinks the joke has gone far enough



"The idea apparently caught on with so many people so quickly that the school felt compelled to remind them, if there was any doubt, that yes, this is a trap:

Officials say there's virtually no chance the fish-faced leader of the Rebel Alliance in the movie could become the on-field mascot for the Rebels of Ole Miss.

The Associated Student Body president dismisses it as "comic relief."

I'm not sure the student body president is speaking for his constituency on campus, but he certainly is speaking for the alumni network that dominates state politics in Mississippi, very few of whom I can imagine appreciating the desperate and heroic struggle against the tyranny of the Galactic Empire. The spacesuit hasn't achieved the cherished status of the seersucker just yet."

(Yahoo)

The 2010 L.A. Golf Show Opens Today . . . . .

LONG BEACH CONVENTION CENTER
300 East Ocean Blvd.
Long Beach, CA 90803

TICKET INFO:
Adults: $10
Seniors & Students (13-17): $8
Juniors (10-12): $5
Kids under 10 are Free

(WorldwideGolfShops)

Pedobear Looks Like He Isn't Aging Very Well . . . .

MEDICOM TOY x Tokidoki - Tokidoki Fighter BE@RBRICK





(FreshnessMag)

This Picture Has Me Craving Lunch Already . . . . .

Breaded Pork Tenderloin Sandwich

(SeriousEats)

A Test For A True Foodie . . . . .

99 Things to Eat in L.A. Before You Die



Urasawa's Fugu

Eat before you die? If you get it from the wrong guy, blowfish can be what you taste rather immediately before you expire — tetrodotoxin, the nerve agent concentrated in the innards, is enough to paralyze a charging bull elephant, and is rumored to be the agent used to turn men into zombies. Usually, we satisfy our fugu cravings at Dae Bok, the Koreatown specialist that cooks the blowfish into a spicy, garlicky stew, but everybody should experience, at least once, the translucent petals of fugu sashimi prepared by Hiro Urasawa in its early spring season. But be warned: If the toxins won't get you, the size of the check just may. Urasawa, 218 N. Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills. (310) 247-8939.

Complete list here (LAWeekly)

Some Accessories To Be Featured In Geneva From Bentley . . . . .

Geneva Preview: Bentley Boutique





"One of the highlights of next month’s Geneva Motor Show is the opening of Bentley’s first ever dedicated Boutique. Visitors will get to choose Bentley branded merchandise from the Bentley Collection, along with a limited edition range of new products designed exclusively for the 2010 show."

More pictures here (4WheelNews)

He Does Have A Sense Of Humor . . . . .

• "The guy's Russian, right? You think he'd hire a Polish guy? No one's contacted me. If they do, I think 'nyet' would be easy for me to say."

-- Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski on reports that Nets prospective owner Mikhail Prokhorov would try to entice Coach K to the NBA with a massive offer.

(SI)

Who's Cuisine Reigned Supreme According To AOL . . . . .

Tasting America's Regional Foods Coast To Coast

L.A.'s California Burrito
The burrito you find in California isn't your average, everyday burrito. Having originated in Southern California, the dish includes carne asada, salsa fresca and an array of other ingredients. There's debate as to whether guacamole or sour cream make the burrito Californian. Holy Guacamole, a local fave, seems to err on the side of Guac.

Top Places To Try ...
- Holy Guacamole serves a mean burrito.

- Al & Bea's is tops with the locals.

- Eduardo's Border Grill is good for a bite.

San Diego's Fish Tacos
Another SoCal invention, the fish taco is a celebrated San Diego staple. You can even order one up when you go to watch the Padres play. Mariscos German, a local taco truck has recently become a standout in fish tacos but Wahoo's has been around for over a decade and also serves up top-notch tacos.

Top Places To Try ...
- Mariscos German cooks up quality tacos from a truck.

- Wahoo's is a well-known fish taco destination.

- Blue Water Seafood Grill is another top contender.

Complete list here (AOL)

How Many Of You Remember This . . . . .

A Reminder of How Funny Jim Carrey Used to Be



(Uncoached)

Now This Is An Awesome List To Attempt To Complete . . . . .

Top 10: Cars To Have Sex In

No.1 - Bentley Continental Flying Spur Speed

Sex space: “Adequate,” to paraphrase Rolls-Royce
Ideal position: Victory -- her legs in the “V” formation like Winston Churchill’s famous gesture. Just try not to picture his face while you’re in the moment.

It isn’t that “Flying Spur” sounds like “flying spunk," this ultimate car to have sex in is like a W12-powered, W hotel suite -- if one were capable of 195 mph. Minimal outside noise will be drowned by her vocal approval and the throbbing 1,100-Watt Naim audio system, so you’ll be hard-pressed to isolate the source of all the velocity.

Complete list here (AskMen)

I Was Type #1 And #5 . . . . .

Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture

1. The Guy Who Comes To Class To Pick Up Girls

While this isn’t a problem at all, there’s a time for work and there’s a time for play. Seeing as how there’s no classes on Saturdays (unless your schedule/life completely sucks) class is the time for work. However this stud uses class time to try and pick up girls and usually fails miserably because he’s a jackass. I remember one time this kid was trying to impress a girl in our Psychology class. I was going to the bathroom and as I passed him he was like “Hey bro, we got a test today? Will it be hard?” I replied, “not if you studied… did you?” He scoffed and said “what do you think?” and turned to a girl he was chatting up for much needed validation. She gave him none. I ended up banging that girls brains out two days later. That last sentence isn’t true, though I wish it was… she was hot.

2. The Douchebag

By now the term douchebag has been overused and can apply to many types of people. I’m not going to narrow it down; every class has a douchebag. Whether he be a jock, some emo kid or that hipster kid who works on his novel in class while guzzling coffee, there’s always one. He’ll refute 90% of what the professor says with witty and usually arbitrary comebacks and rhetorical questions. Never mind the fact the professor has a Masters or Doctorate in their field, hence why they’re teaching. They don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, right? Am I right? Come on guys back me up here….

3. The Stoney Baloney

I actually heard this term from my Art History professor, who to this day I think gets high as a kite. On a consistent basis. This guy’ll be easy to spot; he’s wearing sunglasses to a 7pm class. Why? His eyes are bloodshot. Either that or he’s just staring into space, or giggling every time your professor says a word that can have more than one meaning. Don’t be too harsh on this guy though, he’s just trying to pass. Truth be told, I’ve gone to a couple of classes blazed out of my mind. I haven’t failed a class yet!

4. The Guy Who Tries to Befriend The Professor

This guy will spend less time trying to learn and more time trying to rub shoulders with the professor in hopes they will pass him when he fails the final. This vexes me. I came to class to learn, not to listen to you try to shoot the breeze with the teacher in the middle of a lecture. As mentioned above, if he spent half the time learning and taking notes he might not feel the need to kiss the teachers ass. Unless she’s hot. I have a couple of hot teachers this semester…I hope one of them are those teachers that screw their students. I’m willing and able, and I won’t snitch.

5. The Guy Who Shows Up . . . . . Once

Good riddance, you’ll never see this fellow again. Well maybe during finals week, as he becomes Guy # 4 and pleads and begs the teacher not to flunk his sorry ass. What’s most mysterious about this guy is not that he doesn’t attend class, but what he does when he’s not in class. Is there something so pressing that you must flush your GPA down the toilet? The world may never know. Maybe he works a lot. Maybe he is a drug trafficker, maybe he is Spider-man. You never know, my friends. You never know . . . . .

(TheCampusThrone)

I Support This Movement . . . . .

A Dress Code I Can Get Behind



(TastyBooze)

Some Greed And Glory Numbers By Faith . . . . .

The Almighty Dollar: Distribution of Income by Religion



(Neatorama)

He Should Use Him Time Wisely . . . . .

6 Things That Lil’ Wayne Could Do Now That He’s In Prison

1. Actually Gangbang.

Lil’ Wayne has been talking about living the thug life ever since he burst out on the scene. Cancel that, ever since he was a teenage rap star. But being a teenage rap star endears yourself to certain privileges, such as not having to gangbang to make a living. Meaning, Lil’ Wayne has probably just been hanging out with rich drug dealers, like most music stars, and claiming that he’s been gangbanging in the meantime. To regain his street cred, he could do the prison thing and piss on an envelope to order a lyrical hit on 50 Cent. Or an actual one on the person who cuts his hair.

2. Start Sewing. Or Whittling.

Weezy has been blessed with a voice at the age of 27 that can best be described as Rod Stewart fisting a munchkin. What’s this mean? He’s going to sound like a crazy man as he gets older. What’s THAT mean? He needs to start taking up whittling. So when he’s old, sipping on cough syrup, and carving a toy boat, people’ll be like, “That’s crazy old man Weezy. He used to throw money in the air. Now he just sets it on fire, like he did with our pet turtles.”

3. Write A Manifesto.

Tupac got out of prison and released a bangin’ album. Weezy’s hype will have died by the time he gets sprung, so he could start some kind of religion from prison. Weezology. Weezenites. Or just pen his belief system in a clear, concise form. Would you join the church of Pussymonster? I would join the church of Pussymonster. Then again, I’m odd like that.

4. Stop Calling Men Daddy.

People who call other men daddy usually do well in prison. To be fair, if he wanted to be reallllllly popular in prison, he could keep calling people daddy. He could call a lot of dudes his daddy. But he’ll have to refrain from kissing them on the lips. To keep other men away, he could just get a grill on his ass. Nobody likes rubbing themselves against diamonds. Nobody that isn’t Scrooge McDuck.
5. Start Playing The Blues.

Weezy’s already shown a talent for guitar-playing, and now he’s in prison. Guess where all the great bluesmen have been? Now would be a great time to work on his chops. People talk about killing people and doing drugs in blues records, as well, so he’s on good footing.

6. More Tattoos.

A stint in prison wouldn’t be complete without prison tattoos. That’s why there’s a giant one of a unicorn on my back.

(Manolith)

Poor Reporter . . . . .

News Reporter Has A Pants Accident



(Manofest)

I've Met All 5 Of These Twice Over . . . . .

The Five Women You Meet in Bars

Know your female barchetypes

The Wallflower

‘They’ – the people who make blanket statements that are subsequently repeated by everyone, everywhere – say that it’s the quiet ones you have to worry about. Or, they say something along those lines, maybe just not in so many words. Either way, it seems like the point ‘they’re’ trying to make is that sometimes good (or really good) things come in quiet packages. When you walk into whatever bar you walk into, you’ll probably be drawn immediately to the Center of Attention (see below), putting you at risk for missing the quiet, pretty lady in the corner who might just be drinking a dirty martini and eyeing you for an unexpectedly wild night. Don’t mistake shy for uninteresting (especially if you’re looking for more than quickie in the bathroom).

The lesson: pay attention to who’s in your periphery as well as who’s all up in your business. Appearances are, as ‘they’ say, deceiving.

The Center of Attention

Often found in residence atop tables, bars and karaoke stages, CoA’s are easy to spot, but difficult to get a hold of. This girl could come off a little too strong (or a little too drunk), but the odds are good that she’s up for a great time any and all hours of the night. If you are, too, then get her attention by showing her that you can work the room just as well as she can. If she feels like she’s found an energetic equal, then she’ll reciprocate by focusing her wild attention on you.

The lesson: don’t worry if you aren’t normally the Center of Attention. Energetic women want someone who can match their enthusiasm for just about everything, so if you let loose even a little, you’ll set yourself up to share her passion in more ways than one.

The Power Broker

A Power Broker makes it clear within moments of meeting you that she’s a challenge, and you’d better bring your A-game, but if you can keep up with the witty repartee, then she’ll remain interesting long after your hangover wears off. (With a P.B., there’s a good chance that ‘instant’ won’t be the only brand of gratification you get.) There’s no chance this woman will ever rest on her laurels, though, so if you prefer a meeker personality, or if you just don’t have the energy to play the verbal Mike Tyson, then do yourself a favor and get while the getting’s good.

The lesson: smart, savvy women won’t usually hide their general mastery of life, so if you aren’t into it, don’t waste her time (or yours) by pretending you are. If you dig the quick and dirty back-and-forth, though, put your game face on and show her you have what it takes to rise to her level.

The Supermodel

There’s little chance you’ll miss this girl while scanning the room for potential pickups, because she’s likely to be the most gorgeous option available. You might think she’s too intimidating to talk to, but women generally regarded as “drop-dead gorgeous” aren’t usually the ones getting hit on, so fight the urge to give up before the game even begins. If other dudes are wimping out, then the Supermodel will be that much more eager for someone to show genuine interest. Make that someone you.

The lesson: don’t count yourself out just because you anticipate failing, especially where women are concerned. You can bet that the other losers in the room will do just that, which means that your ideal woman is open for the taking. Nobody gets anywhere by quitting, after all.

The Best Friend

Whether she’s in a relationship or just isn’t into the bar scene, the best friend usually only flirts with you because she’s playing wing-woman for one or more of her friends. Her antics might seem erratic (showing interest one moment, acting aloof the next), but it’s only because her endgame is for you to end up with someone other than her. If she keeps pushing you towards someone else, then take the hint and move on; while she’ll flirt to get your attention, she’ll cut you off as soon as she feels she’s given her friend an adequate assist.

(MadeMan)

How To Add Some Excitement To Your Lonely Bachelorhood And Save Face Doing It . . . . .

How to Be a Single Man With Class

Don’t get up late. Feeling sorry for yourself and falling out of bed at 3 in the afternoon won’t help you. Get up nice and early around 8:00am so you can have a great big breakfast consisting of whatever you like, and start to make your plans for the day. Just because you’re single doesn’t mean you can’t have fun too.

Call up some friends. There are two sorts of friends to call when you’re single, but don’t mix the 2 together. The first sort is to ring your mates up, the guys you like to hang out with and see if they are up to anything. The second type of friend is a female companion – not your mate’s sister or someone you know distantly but a girl you have known for some time. She will be a comfort to you and will be sensitive to your situation. Figure our what type of mood you’re in and decide which friends to call.

Don’t get leathered! The male subconscious plays evil tricks on us and if you get drunk you could find yourself getting into embarrassing situations. Your emotions are heightened when you’re single so getting drunk will only exaggerate this. The last thing you want to do is end up either telling your girl mate you’re in love with her, or even worse sleeping with her. Getting drunk when your emotions are running riot is a big no – get merry by all means but stay off the shots!

Do stuff!. Think about what being a single man is all about…having fun! Think about what you like to do in your spare time and do something based around that. For instance, if you like going down the pub all the time, do something different like going on a whiskey or wine tasting day. If you like motor sports then take you and your pals go karting. Being single is about you and what you like, so celebrate it by occupying your day with activities.

Be spontaneous. Being single is also an opportunity to find love. There are going to be women that are single too, so why not go on a date with a girl? She may be your next door neighbor, or she might be the checkout girl at your local store, – just go and ask her out.

If you don’t want to do that why not go to a traffic light party? These are fantastic fun so take yourself and a couple of mates to one. The idea is that the women are dressed in either orange, green or red clothes signaling that red is taken, orange undecided and green available. These nights can be found everywhere these days and are a blast.

Don’t dwell on past lovers. A sure-fire way to make yourself feel like crap is to think about your past lovers. That’s when you start asking yourself questions like ‘what if?’ and ‘maybe if I had done things differently’. Your past lovers are not your concern anymore. The relationship failed because you were two different people that were not compatible with each other. Get over it, move on and start afresh.

Ask your mates to do this . . . . . One thing to help you feel better is to ask your mates – both girls and guys – to each write down a list of things that they find great about you. Once you have all the lists back, take a look at what they put about you, and pick out the things that are being said by more than one friend. For instance, if you have 10 mates and 5 of them all wrote down you were funny and another 5 wrote down yourwere good looking, sit back and think for a minute that you’re a handsome funny guy! There are men that would kill for that.

(JustAGuyThing)

Are You Substituting For Something . . . . .

What Your Car Really Says About You

Sports Car

What You Think It Says: There are three kinds of people in this world: old people, pussies, and people who think that speed limits are for old people and pussies. I'm in the latter category. I live on the edge of my seat all the time. I'm an accomplished guy. I've been successful in life and I don't mind showing it off a little bit. Plus, I saw something on the internet that said chicks are instinctively aroused by the sound of a revving engine.

What It Really Says: Small penis + Midlife Crisis = This Guy.

Sedan

What You Think It Says: I am a completely normal person. I might have a family, but it consists of no more than two children. Sometimes I have friends that I need to take places. Sometimes I go to the grocery store and buy so much bologna and pickles that I can't fit it all in my trunk. For these reasons, I require the use of a backseat from time to time, so I have chosen to drive a car that gives me the extra passenger/cargo room while still being economical and compact.

What It Really Says: I'm an unremarkable person who lives alone, unless you count my cat, which I do every year on my taxes. I mark myself down as Head of Household, though. Suck it, Mr. Whiskers!

SUV

What You Think It Says: I'm a man of the world. I live and work in the hustle-and-bustle of the big city, but when I'm not makin' mad money I like to retreat to the tranquile solace of the wilderness. With my SUV, I can easily negotiate the chaotic city traffic and handle the off-road trails that my nature-loving side so desperately craves. My car is an all-in-one fun wagon.

What It Really Says: This one time I was planning on going camping over the summer, so I got this sweet SUV so I could get up to the mountains. Then the trip got cancelled because my best friend stole my girlfriend away from me. They still went camping without me. Also, I love spending money on gas.

Pick-Up Truck

What You Think It Says: I'm a workin' man. I got stuff I need to take from one place to the other. Big stuff. Y'know, like wood and bricks and stuff. You want me to build you somethin'? 'Cause I can if you want me to. Anything you want. You want a treehouse? You got it. You want a car port for your RV? I can do that, too. I'll just have to bring over some big stuff to build it with. Luckily, I got a big ol' pick up truck, so it's no problem.

What It Really Says: My dad's letting me borrow his truck while my Maxima is in the shop.

Minivan

What You Think It Says: Just because my wife made me trade in my Camaro for this used minivan doesn't mean I can't still whoop your ass. Maybe you didn't see that badass Yosemite Sam bumper sticker on the back. Sure, the kids put it there, but it's still pretty badass. You might not think it, but this baby has got some power under the hood. It's basically just a cool truck with a camper built on top of it. And it's shaped like a condom. So, it's a condom-shaped truck with a camper on it...and a sliding door. Also, there's built in child seats, and it came with a built-in DVD player and some free Dora the Explorer DVDs. But aside from that, it's basically the same as a badass truck, man.

What It Really Says: I'm my wife's bitch.

Creepy Van

What You Think It Says: Um...I work as a painter. Yeah, that's it: I'm a painter! I use this van to carry my paint in. Yeah,...paint. I blacked out the windows because sunlight is bad for paint. What do you mean you've never heard that before? Yeah, it's true: sunlight is really bad for paint. No, you can't look in the back. No particular reason, I just don't want you to look back there, that's all. It's full of paint stuff. It's all messy. What do you mean 'what's that sound'? I didn't hear anything. I've got to go now.

What It Really Says: I'm a rapist.

Motorcycle

What You Think It Says: This isn't just my means of transportation. It's a lifestyle. You see this sweet dreamcatcher bandana? Yeah, that's right. It's awesome. I got room for one more on here, baby. But be careful, because I'm a loner. I go where the open road takes me. All I need is the wind in my hair and the open highway. Sure, you can jump on the back, but don't get too attached. You might get hurt. Also, be really careful when I'm squeezing between cars at a red light, because sometimes it gets tight, and people get pissed if you bump their rearview mirrors.

What It Really Says: I dropped out of high school and fixed up this dirt bike when I was 17. It's the only thing I own, and it's the only thing I've got going for me.

Public Transportation

What You Think It Says: I'm not like all these poor, bologna sandwich-eating fools on this bus. I'm different. As soon as I get my GED, I'm going to get a better job and be driving to my new, high-paying job in my own car. Everyone else on the bus/train/trolly can tell that I'm better than this. It's so obvious.

What It Really Says: Dammit! I left my bologna sandwich on the bus again!

(HolyTaco)

8 More Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy . . . . .

1 The Cuticle Cutter

This awful little contraption is designed to rip away the cuticle. The cuticle, mind you, was designed by Mother Nature to protect a person’s nail bed from infection. Nevertheless, the cuticle cutter is used to shorten and cut away the cuticle — to make the nail look better. Hopefully Mother Nature appreciates irony.

2 Hair Dye

Although not uniquely a product for women (see: Scott Spiezio’s red soul patch), it’s women who keep the hair coloring industry afloat. Hair-dying involves putting chemicals all over the hair and scalp. Adverse effects include temporary skin irritation and allergy, hair breakage, skin discoloration and unexpected hair color results. “Hair lightening” is also referred to as “bleaching.” You may have heard of bleach — a common household

3 Stilettos

Another device that operates by challenging gravity. Stilettos lift a woman’s heel up and force the weight of the body onto the tips of their toes. The result? Swollen feet and possibly leg and back pain. Notably, they make walking difficult. So for those keeping score, stilettos are footwear that hurt the feet — and make walking difficult.

4 Lip Plumpers

This is actually a real product. Regrettably, I tried it for the purpose of composing this list, and it felt like ants were crawling on my mouth. Lip plumpers typically work by irritating the thin, delicate skin of the lips with ingredients like menthol or camphor. This makes the lips swell slightly, which may also diminish the appearance of fine lines in that area. So to summarize: limp plumpers work by damaging skin.

5 Push-up bras

Although they’re lovely for men to admire, that’s where the fun ends. Breasts are sensitive, and these gussied-up torture devices squeeze and pinch pairs of innocent snuggle pups together and upwards with wires and nylon. Adding insult to injury, they’re expensive. If I had to pay for an uncomfortable device that compressed my male parts, and then walk around in it for several hours, I would be pissed off. Impressive in leather pants, but pissed off.

6 Spanx

Spanx is a popular brand of “shape wear” used to give women a slim and shapely appearance. The whole idea behind the squeezing material is to constrict the human body into a smaller space than gravity would allow. They’re like the anti-Long Johns. No thanks.

7 The Eyelash Curler

The eyelash curler, used to curl eyelashes in order to make the eyes look bigger, looks like some combination of a medieval weapon and a modern dentistry tool. Both of which are miserable objects to encounter, let alone use near the eye. Worse, some women heat the curler with a hair dryer before use. Because using a metal object near the eye is not enough, apparently it must be heated.

8 The Curling Iron

The curling iron is shaped like a night stick, spring loaded and they’re commonly made from tourmaline, metal or titanium. They reach temperatures in excess of 200, and some of these hand-held nightmares may even reach temperatures of almost 400 degrees. The purpose of all of this? To curl hair. Alternative uses of the curling iron include assault and battery.

(Guyism)

Now She Has An Interesting Tattoo . . . . .

Elephant Tattoo with a Fish Tail



(Warning - NSFW)

More pictures here (DrunkenStepfather)

The Ad That McDonald's Doesn't Want You To See . . . . .

(DJMick)

So Sad And Funny Yet So True . . . . .

(Cracked)

Some Reasons Why You Strike Out At The Club . . . . .

1. Bad Breath

This is the ULTIMATE TURNOFF! If you know you been drinking, smoking, or just ate, please take some time out and invest in a pack of Dentyne gum, certs, or something. This is a hygiene issue and ground rules for termination before an application is even submitted. Females, next time a guy approaches you with bad breath, just eliminate him on spot!

2. A Guy with No Class

How do you expect to grab a woman’s attention and the first thing you’re saying to her is, “yo baby yo, lemme holla at chu.” And those slang words are not used in error. This is exactly what men say. Also, women don’t like to be grabbed. When men see women walking pass them in the club, their first move is grabbing her hand, waist, and some will even grab her booty. This is rude and if she turns around and slaps you, then stop by the gas station on the way home to pick up that ice pack to cool off your face.

Some of the men need to listen to “General” Larry Platt’s song “Pants on the Ground,” from his audition for American Idol a few weeks ago. Approaching a female at the club, with your pants or shorts sagging to your ankles is complete grounds for dismissal. How can you respect the female if you can’t even respect yourself. Do some research and find out where sagging your pants originated from, then think twice about doing it.

3. Acting Cheap

From conversation, the lady will determine if you’re cheap. Try your best to never say these types of lines during conversation:

- “I like going to the movies but most of the time I try and catch the matinee. Movies are so expensive now. Prices before used to be $8, now it’s $10 per person.”

-”This is my first and only drink. The bar is too expensive. Most of the time, I drink before I get to the club.”

-”Yes, I have a car but sometimes I wish I didn’t because gas is sky high.”

-”My boys and I came to the club early, we heard it was free before 10pm so why not save $10? That can go to my gas tank.”

4. Getting Caught Talking to Another Female

Wake up genius! You’re both still in the same club. This is a killer right here especially if the next girl you’re talking to is actually her friend. At this point, you might just want to pick your face up off the floor! If you’re going to talk to other females after pouring your heart out to the last chick, at least attempt this stunt in a club with two or more floors.

5. Cheap Cell Phone Provider

It can be kind of embarrassing after pulling the girl’s digits and out your pocket comes a metro pcs, boost mobile or some pick-up and go gas station phone. First of all, these type of phones have been known to break easy and the phone bill is rather cheap. Some even starting at $30 a month.

So already the girl knows there’s a chance you could be one of two kinds of guys or even both: 1. The type of guy who is cheap, or 2. The type of guy who is broke.

(COEDMagazine)

A Beauty And A Beast . . . . .

Model: Brittany Myers

More pictures here (Bulls-Eye)

An Ingenious And Very Creative Measuring Tool . . . . .

The Hooter Meter



(TheDW)

Funky Fresh Friday's Title Track 2-26-10 . . . . .

"Music provides the soundtrack to our lives"

Candyman - "Knockin Boots"